- Law of Queue: If you change the queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
- Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
- Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, you nose will begin to itch.
- Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
- Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss, you were late for work because of a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
- Bath theorem: When the body is completely immersed in water, the telephone shall ring.
- Law of Encounter: The probability of meeting someone you know increases, when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
- Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!!
- Law of Biomechanics: The severeity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
- Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive the last.
- Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Monday, March 14, 2011
Some humorous laws!!
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