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Friday, September 30, 2011

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.


Friday, September 23, 2011


During a visit to the mental hospital, a news reporter asked the Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.'

'Well,' said the Director, 'We fill up a bathtub, and then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh,  , I understand,' reporter said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' am i right?
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'No.' Said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug.

Well... Would you prefer a bed near the window?'

Ha Ha Ha....but i like the way you think....


Enjoy.........

Santa in KBC: AB asks: What is the name of opposition(team) of Manchester United?? Santa(After thinking for 12 Minutes @ 12 O Clock: "Women' Chest Are Divided"....!! ENJOY!!