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Thursday, May 31, 2012

A letter to Papa..worth reading!!

A father passing by his teenage bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.


Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-


Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know
when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos,
and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and
Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy
together.
Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days
is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way
of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other
girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He
wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams
too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,

Rosie.



At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for
me to come home.

I love you!

Your loving daughter,
Rosie

Monday, May 21, 2012

Summary of Revised PPF Scheme w. e. f. 01/12/2011


1)     Interest on Public Provident Fund (PPF) is 8.6 % w.e.f. 01/12/2011.
2)      The accounts can be opened at any branch of the Nationalized Bank.
3)     An individual can open a PPF account in his own name. He can also open an additional account on behalf of a minor of whom he is a guardian. He can subscribe any amount in multiple of Rs. 5/- but not less than Rs. 500/- and not more than Rs. 1,00,000/- in a year in each of his account. A year for the purpose of the scheme means a financial year (1st April to 31st March). The deposits in excess of Rs. 1,00,000/- made during the year will not carry any interest and will not be eligible for rebate.
4)     Those having general provident fund or employees’ provident fund account can also open a public provident fund account.
5)     An individual can open only one account in his / her name either in post office or in bank. If two accounts are opened by the subscriber in his / her name by mistake, the 2nd account will be treated as irregular and will not carry any interest.
6)     The subscriptions can be deposited in lump sum or in convenient installment of not more than 12 installments. It is not necessary to deposit subscription In every month of the year. The amount of subscription can also be varied to suit the convenience of the subscriber.
7)     The account can be closed after completion of 15 full financial years or the expiry of 15 years from the close of the financial year in which the initial subscription was made. This is, of course optional , and the subscriber can continue the account even after the period of 15 years for any number of further blocks of 5 years by exercising an option in Form ‘H’.
8)     A subscriber can take a loan from the fund in case of need. The first loan can be taken in the 3rd year of opening the account i.e. if the account is opened during the year 1997 –1998, the 1st loan can be taken during the year 1999 – 2000. The amount of loan will be restricted to 25 % of balance including interest for the year 1997 – 1998 in the account as on 31/03/1998.
9)     A subscriber can make one time withdrawal during any year. The first withdrawal can be made at any time after the expiry of full 5 financial years from the end of the year in which the initial subscription was made. The amount of withdrawal will be limited to 50 % of the balance at credit at the end of the 4th year immediately proceeding the year in which the amount is withdrawn or at the end of the preceding year, whichever Is lower. Eg.  If the account is opened in 1993 – 1994 and the first withdrawal is made during 1999 – 2000, the amount of withdrawal will be limited to 50 % of the balance as on 31/03/1996 or 31/03/1999 whichever is lower , less the amount of loan if any drawn and which remains to be repaid . The amount of withdrawal is not repayable.  The balance as on 31/03/1996 or 31/03/1999 will include interest up to year 1995-1996 or 1998-1999 as the case maybe.
10) A subscriber may nominate 1 or more persons to receive the amount standing to his credit in the event of his death. No nomination can, however, be made in respect of an account opened on behalf of the minor. In the event of death of the subscriber, the amount standing to his credit can be repaid to his nominee or legal heir, as the case may be, even before the expiry of 15 years.
11) Subscriptions to PPF qualify for deduction from the taxable income of the subscriber for income tax purpose like contributions to Provident Fund, Life Insurance, etc.
12) The interest credited to the fund is totally exempt from Income Tax and Wealth Tax.
13) Condone in default in payment of subscriptions in the PPF account is permissible by charging the subscribed fee along with arrears of subscriptions.
14) The PPF account is not transferable from one person to another. In the case of death of the subscriber, the nominee cannot continue the account of the deceased subscriber.  
15)  The PPF account cannot be opened in the joint names. Further such account cannot be opened in the name of artificial / judicial persons.
16) The balance in the PPF account is not subject to attachment under an order or decree of court in respect of any death or other liability (other than income tax / estate duty liability of the subscriber).
17) If the subscriber dies and there is no nomination at the time of death, the balance in the account, if it is up to Rs. 1,00,000/-, will be paid by the accounts office to the legal heirs of the deceased on receipt of application in Form ‘G’ supported with necessary documents without the production of succession certificate. If the balance is more than Rs. 1,00,000/- , the production of succession certificate will be necessary.
18) The account, in which subscriptions are discontinued for any reason, will be treated as a discontinued account and cannot be closed before maturity. The account will be closed only after maturity and it will continue to earn interest till it is closed after maturity. The facility of loan or withdrawal will not be allowed from such an account. The account can be regularized by remitting a penalty of Rs. 50/- per financial year and Rs. 500/- per financial year (Minimum remittance for a financial year).
19) If the account is opened in the name of a minor and the minor attains majority before the maturity of the account, the ex – minor will himself continue the account thereafter. He will submit a revised application form for opening the account to the Accounts Office. His signature on the application form will be attested by the guardian who opened the account of the minor or by a respectable person known to the Branch.
20) The ceiling on deposits as provided by the Central Government, from time to time, which is Rs.1,00,000/- in a financial year at present , is per individual which shall be available for exemption under section 80-C of The Income Tax Act.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Do you know what the word FAMILY means?

F A M I L Y

I bumped into a stranger as he passed me by,

"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.


He said, "Please excuse me too;

I wasn't watching for you."


We were very polite, this stranger and I.

We went on our way and we said goodbye.


But at home a different story is told,

How we treat our loved ones, young and old.


Later that day, cooking the evening meal,

My son stood beside me very still.


When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.

"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.


He walked away, his little heart broken.

I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.



That night while I lay awake in bed,

God's quiet voice came to me and said,


"When dealing with a stranger,
common courtesy you use,
but the family you love, you seem to abuse.

Go to the kitchen and look on the floor,

You'll find some flowers there by the door.


Those are the flowers he brought for you.

He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.


He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,

you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes."


By this time, I felt very small,

And now my tears began to fall.


I quietly went and knelt by his bed;

"Wake up, little one, wake up," I said.



"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"

He smiled, "I found them, out by the tree.


I picked them because they're pretty like you.

I knew you'd like them, especially the blue."



I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;

I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."



He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay.
because I love you anyway."

I said, "Son, I love you too,

and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."


FAMILY


Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company
that we are working for could easily replace us in
a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss
for the rest of their lives.



And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more

into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind the story?


Do you know what the word
FAMILY means?
FAMILY =
F ATHER A ND M OTHER I L OVE Y OU