Heart felt Wishes to you and your family for a very HAPPY DIWALI & A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR AHEAD!!

Flying machine: Ahmedabad-Pune-Mahabaleshwar-Ichalkaranji-Pune-Ahmedabad!! Diwali....Just can't wait for you!!!

When u hate someone; even their love Will hurt you... When u love someone, even their hurting will be lovable.Good Morning.

A lifetime inspiring thought!"Always try your best to get whatever you like,Otherwise, you will be forced to like whatever you get".....

"Science is organised knowledge; Wisdom is organised life."

The secret of patience is... to do something else in the mean time.:)

It is very simple to be difficult, but it is very difficult to be simple!!

Adjustment With Right People Is Always Better Than....Argument With Wrong People.

Trust is like an Eraser, it gets Smaller after each Mistake !!

There is no point in being grown up if u can't be childish sometimes.....Good Morning.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

Life is like a book: what matters is how good it is, not how long it is!!

A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog." The shopkeeper looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 500 rupees note in his mouth. So he takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and change in a bag, and then places it in the dogs mouth.

The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to the zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks across the road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up the timetable for the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper follow the dog. The dog waits for the conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at this sight and so are the other people in the bus.

The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his mind and walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats his head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and watched a big guy open the door.

The guy starts beating, kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is surprised and runs to stop the guy. The shopkeeper questions the guy "What in the heaven are you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life."

The guy responds "You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week that the dog has forgotten the door keys."
The moral of the story: "You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations, but will always fall short of the boss' expectation"
The salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Isaac's Strange rule of staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. And food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
Enjoy Your Life with work not work with Life........

A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog." The shopkeeper looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 500 rupees note in his mouth. So he takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and change in a bag, and then places it in the dogs mouth.

The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to the zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks across the road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up the timetable for the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper follow the dog. The dog waits for the conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at this sight and so are the other people in the bus.

The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his mind and walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats his head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and watched a big guy open the door.

The guy starts beating, kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is surprised and runs to stop the guy. The shopkeeper questions the guy "What in the heaven are you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life."

The guy responds "You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week that the dog has forgotten the door keys."
The moral of the story: "You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations, but will always fall short of the boss' expectation"
The salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Isaac's Strange rule of staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. And food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
Enjoy Your Life with work not work with Life........

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit" - Aristotle.

Steve Jobs is now working wid god to make iWife : Beauty wid Brains and desperately needed Mute button!!

"Never be afraid to try, remember...amateurs built the ark..professionals built the titanic!!"

Becoming a CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT is like making a woman pregnant. In both cases, you always celebrate the success without disclosing the no. of attempts!! :)

Trust is like an Eraser, it gets Smaller after each Mistake

It is very simple to be difficult, but it is very difficult to be simple!!

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit" - Aristotle.

There is no point in being grown up if u can't be childish sometimes.....Good Morning.